Disparate Ramblings

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

factota:

fuck

liana-anastasia:

juliencortes:

how i survived high school.


So they couldn’t fot you inside it? Nice

liana-anastasia:

juliencortes:

how i survived high school.

So they couldn’t fot you inside it? Nice

hug and kiss
Anonymous

*hug & kiss*

neotropicalia:

we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

me: i want the thing
someone: i'll buy you the thing
me: nonono i can't let you do that